Small Quiz - Quotes

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1. In which episode does Quark say "You humans, you never learn. You let your women go out in public, hold jobs, wear clothing... and you wonder why your marriages fall apart."?

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1

I, Borg

Errand of Mercy

Fascination

Observer Effect

2. Who said "You know, self-pity's a terrible first course. Why don't you try the soup instead?"?

Janeway

Chapel

McCoy

Archer

Kira

3. In which episode does Guinan say "When a man is convinced that he is going to die tomorow, he'll probably find a way to make it happen."?

Apocalypse Rising

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 2

The Squire of Gothos

Inquisition

Stratagem

4. Who said "You want to know what I remember? Somebody saying 'this man is my friend. Nobody touches him.' I'll remember that for a long time."?

Female Changeling

Picard

Janeway

Paris

Ezri

5. In which episode does Cochrane say "You think I want to go to the stars? I don't even like to fly! I take trains!"?

First Contact

New Ground

Lineage

For the Cause

The Pegasus

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Last updated : 16 Feb 2026