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1. Who said "They clashed with the carpet."?


2. In which episode does Anthony MacBeau say "You know I'm an actor, not a doctor, right?"?


3. In which episode does Quark say "Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies."?


4. Who said "I'm a Doctor, not a battery!"?


5. Who said "They're really not all that interesting once you get to know them."?


6. In which episode does Worf say "Sir, I protest! I am NOT a merry man!"?


7. In which episode does Seska say "Hello, Chakotay. Congratulations on your victory. I look forward to our next meeting. Oh, and there's something you should know. While you were unconscious, I took the liberty of extracting a sample of your DNA. I impregnated myself with it. So, I guess more congratulations are in order. You're going to be a father."?


8. In which episode does EMH say "Seven of Nine, this is The Doctor. Can you hear me? It's me, The Doctor. I've tapped into your audio implants so only you can hear me. It's imperative that you tell no one. Make any excuse to get out of there and report to holodeck two. I'm hiding in the Da Vinci simulation. I'll explain everything when you get here."?


9. In which episode does Ezri say "I'm sorry. Obviously you want to punish yourself. Do you want help? I'm really good at punishing myself."?


10. In which episode does Tracey say "They sacrificed hundreds just to draw us out in the open! And then they came... and they came! We drained four of our phasers, and they still came! We killed thousands and they still came!"?


11. In which episode does Spock say "Stonn; she is yours. After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."?


12. Who said "Ziyal, what your father wants from me is forgiveness. That's one thing I can never give him."?


13. In which episode does Seven say "To the newest member of our crew; may all her desires be fulfilled except for one. So she'll always have something to strive for."?


14. In which episode does Odan say "Speak softly governor. Those who cannot hear an angry shout may strain to hear a whisper."?


15. In which episode does Nona say "There's an old custom among my people. When a woman saves a man's life, he is grateful!"?


16. Who said "Truth, Doctor, is in the eye of the beholder. I never tell the truth because I don't believe there is such a thing. That's why I prefer the straight line simplicity of cutting cloth."?


17. In which episode does Nog say "You don't understand because you've never put on one of these uniforms. You don't know anything about sacrifice or honour or duty or any of the things that make up a soldier's life. I'm part of something larger than myself. All you care about is you."?


18. In which episode does Riker say "In your position it's important to ask yourself one question : What would Picard do?"?


19. Who said "I look forward to your report, Mister Broccoli." Picard looks stricken as he realises what he just said. "Barclay."?


20. Who said "What is man but that lofty spirit, that sense of ... enterprise. That devotion to something that cannot be sensed, cannot be realized, but only dreamed. The highest reality"?



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