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1. Who said "Nothing makes them happy. They are dedicated to being unhappy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go. They are ambassadors of unhappy!"?

Bashir

Picard

O'Brien

Neelix

Buck

2. In which episode does Archer say "They kidnapped the wrong people."?

Stardust City Rag

Thine Own Self

North Star

Menage a Troi

In the Hands of the Prophets

3. In which episode does Janeway say "I've got a boyfriend who malfunctions!"?

Spirit Folk

Sins of the Father

The Search for Spock

The Emissary

The Changing Face of Evil

4. In which episode does Nona say "I am a Kahn-ut-tu woman. In all this land, how many are there? Men seek us because through us they become great leaders."?

Waking Moments

The Undiscovered Country

Broken Link

A Private Little War

Remembrance

5. In which episode does M'Benga say "You're right, Chris. We've known each other for a very long time, see eye to eye on most things. But you haven't lived my life. You have the privilege of believing in what's best in people. Me? I happen to know there are some things in this world that don't deserve forgiveness."?

Star Trek Into Darkness

Legacy

Under the Cloak of War

Basics, Part 2

Hide and Seek

6. In which episode does Spock say "I've noticed that about your people. You find it easier to understand the death of one than the death of a million. You speak about the objective hardness of the Vulcan heart, yet how little room there seems to be in yours."?

The Immunity Syndrome

The Doomsday Machine

Once More Unto the Breach

Retrospect

Future's End, Part 1

7. In which episode does Sisko say "Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable."?

Gambit, Part 2

Equilibrium

Move Along Home

Transfigurations

11001001

8. In which episode does Scotty say "Headquarters has it's problems and we have ours. And right now the Captain of the Enterprise is our problem."?

Brothers

Star Trek

Dawn

Invasive Procedures

Turnabout Intruder

9. In which episode does Kudak'Etan say "Our loyalty is demonstrated by our actions, not our words."?

The Cage

Descent, Part 2

Waking Moments

Real Life

One Little Ship

10. Who said "Hail, Worf! Leader of the Empire!"?

Tumak

M'Benga

EMH

Talok

Martok

11. In which episode does Vic say "She called you a hero, and for that you slugged your best friend? Remind me never to give you a compliment."?

Imperfection

The Squire of Gothos

It's Only a Paper Moon

Tacking into the Wind

The Forsaken

12. Who said "Why are you so eager for me to kill you?"?

Seven

EMH

Kirk

Chakotay

Picard

13. Who said "My life ended on Khitomer. I served a proud family, a strong house. All that is gone."?

Data

Janeway

Kahlest

Garak

Chakotay

14. Who said "Congratulations, commander. You're awake."?

Picard

Riker

Spock

EMH

Gary Seven

15. Who said "So. You're going to realign your sensors with Seven's. Sounds like fun."?

Tucker

Spock

Martok

Paris

Picard

16. Who said "Come on, Tuvok. After all the xenophobic races we've run into, don't you find it just a little refreshing to meet some people who value openness and freedom?"?

Captain Janeway

Malik

Lore

Martok

Soran

17. In which episode does Romulan say "It would seem that we are not completely dissimilar after all. In our hopes, or in our fears."?

The Chase

The Ultimate Computer

The Inner Light

The Forsaken

Firstborn

18. Who said "Ironic, isn't it? The only place in the galaxy that still recognizes my access code is a Bajoran space station."?

Makbar

Troi

Neelix

Garek

Quark

19. In which episode does EMH say "Between impulse and action, there is a realm of good taste begging for your acquaintance!"?

One

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow

Paradise Lost

The Royale

In A Mirror, Darkly, Part 2

20. Who said "Now this is how I prefer the Borg. In pieces!"?

Tuvok

Janeway

Rom

Pike

Torres

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Last updated : 10 Nov 2025