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1. Who said "So, this is your mind, sober. I bet five-drink Picard is a blast."?

Tallinn

Dukat

Janeway

Paris

McCoy

2. In which episode does Sisko say "Even in the darkest moments, you can always find something that will make you smile."?

Maps and Legends

The Maquis, Part 1

Inheritance

In the Cards

The Cage

3. In which episode does Holo Kim say "There must be millions of viruses in this quadrant that no one's ever encountered before. With my luck I'll probably end up catching half of them!"?

Tin Man

Author, Author

The Adversary

When the Bough Breaks

Desert Crossing

4. In which episode does EMH say "You should consider it a high complement. Throughout history men have fought over the love of a woman. Why, I can quote you autopsy reports from duels as far back as 1538."?

Parturition

The Motion Picture

Bound

Hide and Q

First Contact

5. In which episode does Kira say "Everyone has their reasons. That's what's so terrifying; people can find a way to justify any action, no matter how evil."?

By Inferno's Light

Firstborn

Threshold

Hippocratic Oath

To the Death

6. In which episode does Tucker say "You'll enjoy it. Rosemary's Baby. It'll scare the hell out of you."?

Nemesis

Twilight

The Trouble With Tribbles

Power Play

To the Death

7. In which episode does Scotty say "Headquarters has it's problems and we have ours. And right now the Captain of the Enterprise is our problem."?

A Man Alone

Turnabout Intruder

Scientific Method

The Wire

Charades

8. In which episode does Picard say "I wouldn't want to sacrifice the safety of the ship."?

Reunion

Phantasms

Extreme Measures

Destiny

The Way to Eden

9. Who said "You understand the Klingons better than I thought, Commander."?

Quark

Klag

Neelix

Picard

Seven

10. Who said "They kidnapped the wrong people."?

Sisko

Tuvok

Archer

Varria

Barclay

11. Who said "They're not trying to kill the quarterback! They're just trying to keep him from throwing the ball and running with it. It's only a game, not a fight to the death!"?

Vic

Picard

Devos

Trip

Archer

12. In which episode does Picard say "There are times, sir, when men of good conscience cannot blindly follow orders. You acknowledge their sentience, but ignore their personal liberties and freedom? Order a man to turn his child over to the state? Not while I am his captain."?

Return to Grace

The Wrath of Khan

The Offspring

Where No Man Has Gone Before

Apocalypse Rising

13. Who said "Lieutenant, I order you to relax!"?

Kirk

Scotty

DeSalle

Picard

Quark

14. Who said "You guys look... very realistic."?

Kurn

Boimler

Ezri

Surak

Hanson

15. Who said "Two down, one to go..."?

Janeway

EMH

Worf

Quark

Q

16. Who said "Dr. Soong, I presume?"?

Q

Inscription on the memorial

Gil

Kang

O'Brien

17. Who said "The people who've studied the transmissions think it's a starship. And they're sure it's alive."?

Picard

Kirk

Kang

Elbrun

Riker

18. In which episode does Commodore Mendez say "RHIP Captain... rank hath its privileges."?

Shades of Gray

The Ultimate Computer

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1

The Menagerie, Part 1

The Ultimate Computer

19. In which episode does Keiko say "I'm a teacher. My responsibility is to expose my students to knowledge, not to hide it from them."?

The Wrath of Khan

Subspace Rhapsody

Doctor's Orders

Nemesis

In the Hands of the Prophets

20. Who said "You jewel, that's exactly what I wanted to hear!"?

Archer

Riker

T'Pol

Mudd

Yar

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Last updated : 2 Jul 2026