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1. Who said "That old-fashioned, two-dimensional version, though, it's basically idiot's chess."?

Kirk

Space hippies

Elbrun

Worf

Alternate Kirk

2. In which episode does Pike say "Your father was captain of a Starship for twelve minutes. He saved eight hundred lives, including your mothers... and yours. I dare you to do better."?

Star Trek

Haven

Wolf in the Fold

Stigma

Initiations

3. In which episode does Hanson say "He's hurting his career by staying put. If I were you, I'd kick him in the rear end for his own good."?

Retrospect

The Offspring

Sins of the Father

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1

Et in Arcadia Ego, Part 1

4. Who said "Somebody call for a driver?"?

Paris

Rios

Kozinsky

Archer

Riker

5. In which episode does Dukat say "I'm a much more complicated man than you give me credit for."?

Conundrum

Blood Oath

Return to Grace

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1

Message in a Bottle

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