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1. Who said "...and the Y2K bug didn't turn off a single light bulb."?

Janeway

Neelix

Kirk

Archer

Spock

2. Who said "Nothing makes them happy. They are dedicated to being unhappy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go. They are ambassadors of unhappy!"?

Kolos

Bashir

Pike

McCoy

Dukat

3. In which episode does Spock say "Yes, Humans are very peculiar. I often find them unfathomable, but an interesting psychological study."?

The Jem'Hadar

The Loss

Plato's Stepchildren

Broken Pieces

By Any Other Name

4. In which episode does Keiko say "I'm a teacher. My responsibility is to expose my students to knowledge, not to hide it from them."?

Q-Less

Patterns of Force

In the Hands of the Prophets

Errand of Mercy

The Aenar

5. In which episode does Altan Soong say "What you did. Shame on you, Agnes. You put out a small, bright candle shedding its light in a vast darkness. You owe a great debt."?

Home

Errand of Mercy

Descent, Part 1

Nepenthe

Et in Arcadia Ego, Part 1

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Last updated : 23 Oct 2026