| Name | Caption | 
| =NoPoet= | Riker: "Hey, this 'Lynx effect' really works." | 
| Drags | Goodness, you ladies have more silicon than Data! | 
| Graeme Carter | So, these are the two new interns? Ladies, you might think I'm too good for you, but really, I'm not... | 
| ZebulaNebula | Riker: Have you been running a tactical console, miss? 'Cuz with torpedoes like those ... | 
| Mikey | "Is this the breast you can do, Q? ...ummm, I mean, I'm not fondle - uh, fond of your tricks! This is probably one of your boobies - uh, booby - traps..." | 
| DrkCell23 | Riker(Thinking 2 himself): My God, is that a Adam's Apple! | 
| Captain Nathan | Riker: "Like you Data, these women are also equipped with flotation devices in the event of a water landing." | 
| Denis Le Menoir | Riker: "Got milk?" | 
| Pinky & the Brain | Riker auditioned for the part of President Skroob in Spaceballs 2 | 
| Toolpusher | "You mean you didn't know that Galaxy-Class Starships have a Hooters onboard Commander?" | 
| Bryan Moore | "Wait, your name isn't Minuet? Boy, is MY shirt red!" | 
| Lucky Strike | Riker, his libido encouraged. | 
| Griddles | Riker: First becoming a god and now this. The Captain may hate him, but I kinda like this Q dude... | 
| Hisrak | Riker, keeping abreast of life as always. | 
| ZebulaNebula | Riker is too distracted to realize the redhead just lifted his wallet. | 
| Lancel | Riker gets some idea of what life is like in the Mirror Universe... | 
| skipbear1 | Sweetie sometimes a cigar is just a cigar |