| Name | Caption | 
| Gil Rodriguez | "I'm getting better!"  "No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment." | 
| Wesley | The Great Red Shirt Escape!  "We're through dying miserable, yet hilariously entertaining, deaths!  Freeeedoooom!" | 
| Ensign Pryce | Crewman Redshirt quickly relalized he shouldn have voluntered to inspect the trash compacter.... | 
| Lucky Strike | I'm telling you, we definitely need to requisition more torpedoes next time. | 
| Nakeey | ...and the Defiant crew complains THEY have cramped quarters. | 
| Mikey | I said, "Fire AT Will, not fire Will!" | 
| Timoth | RedShirt in tube: "I found it! The last Tribble!" | 
| Lord David | They say pictures speak a thousand words, this picture speaks of one: Redshirts: "Fire!" | 
| =NoPoet= | Spock got the full military sendoff; Ensign Redshirt's corpse is flushed through the Waste Disintegrator. | 
| Silent Bob | Only now can we understand the true meaning of "Jeffrey's Tube" | 
| Xela | Constitution class starship:$20.5 billion dollors. Training for security officers:$1000 dollors Redshirt: $20 Coming up with new ways to kill redshirts: Priceless | 
| knock knock | I was kidding when I said I wonder what it would be like to be shot out of a torpedo tube!!! | 
| Brian Phillips | "Our engineer which art on Enterprise, Scotty be thy name. Thy starship come. Thy repairs be done, in two hours instead of seven." | 
| J21french | No! Anything but the tribble pit! Agh! |