| Name | Caption | 
| Mr. President | "Oh! Suit you, sir!" | 
| Lamont | This brings new meaning to "Killer Clowns from Outerspace." | 
| JTK | Woman: “To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the space circus, and a clown phasered my dad.” | 
| Lister | The Doctor tests to see if laughter really IS the best medicine. | 
| Lancel | Isn't it romantic? It's like the romance version of "IT"! | 
| JilliBean | Starfleet's new HAZMAT suits | 
| NomAnor15 | The woman can stay, but the hologram in the cl- *punch* | 
| Mikey | "Well, maybe it's a LITTLE embarassing, but at least I didn't have to stick my arm up a Cardassian's ass." | 
| Dennie Hebels | Doctor: Would you like to touch my balls? Woman: No thanks. They're too hairy.
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| truevaliance | Woman: "You spent $500,000 at Christie's auction to buy that?!" | 
| Tiberius | Software Patch Adams | 
| BikerWolf | EMH: "I feel funny." | 
| Hollander | Well apparently he is a merry man! | 
| Rat Boy | Regrettably, Starfleet's Emergency Comic Relief Hologram was not much of a success in the field. |