| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| Mr. President | 
"Oh! Suit you, sir!" | 
| Lamont | 
This brings new meaning to "Killer Clowns from Outerspace." | 
| JTK | 
Woman: “To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the space circus, and a clown phasered my dad.” | 
| Lister | 
The Doctor tests to see if laughter really IS the best medicine. | 
| Lancel | 
Isn't it romantic? It's like the romance version of "IT"! | 
| JilliBean | 
Starfleet's new HAZMAT suits | 
| NomAnor15 | 
The woman can stay, but the hologram in the cl- *punch* | 
| Mikey | 
"Well, maybe it's a LITTLE embarassing, but at least I didn't have to stick my arm up a Cardassian's ass." | 
| Dennie Hebels | 
Doctor: Would you like to touch my balls? Woman: No thanks. They're too hairy. | 
| truevaliance | 
Woman: "You spent $500,000 at Christie's auction to buy that?!" | 
| Tiberius | 
Software Patch Adams | 
| BikerWolf | 
EMH: "I feel funny." | 
| Hollander | 
Well apparently he is a merry man! | 
| Rat Boy | 
Regrettably, Starfleet's Emergency Comic Relief Hologram was not much of a success in the field. |