| Name | Caption | 
| Stevo | Never use a spacesuit when you have diarrhea | 
| ThomasJBryant | Looks like the Great Bird of the Galaxy did more than roost on your homeworld! | 
| Mr. President | "Please state the nature of the sanitary emergency." | 
| P47 | Doctor: This will teach you a lesson. If you don't know what it does, leave the button alone. | 
| Foxbat | "Join us next week for the exciting conclusion of Captain Proton verses Crap-otica!" | 
| Denis Le Menoir | Paris: "What's your diagnosis, doc?" EMH: "I'm gonna go out a limb here and suggest diarrhea."
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| Cpt. James T. | Holodeck technology is used to create the first virtual walk-through colonoscopy... | 
| Mr. President | Lieutenant Paris was too late in getting to his post when the klaxon sounded for "brown alert". | 
| FL | EMH: "As seen here is Mr Paris after some night time activities on Deck 12 section 9." | 
| BikerWolf | "Janeway to the holodeck: Doctor, are you watching dirty movies again?!" | 
| Enzo Aquarius | And thus Paris finally learned the difference between an elephant's tail and it's trunk. | 
| RV | Latent Image, one of the less successful rip offs of Skin of Evil. | 
| TThomaso | Seagulls of the 24th century had become much more troublesome than their ancestors. | 
| Captain Worf | Doctor: I'm sorry Lieutenant, but I can't allow you to enter the caption competition. I know you're trying to be funny, but you're not even fairly clean. | 
| XZB | Here's mud in everything but your eye. | 
| Wacky | "I would mock you but quite frankly the challenge is gone." | 
| Tiberius | What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! |