Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Bob6800	Rom: Surely brother you've noticed my drinking problem began after Nog lost his leg at the battle of Nacho Grande? Quark: Yes, yes I did notice. And Don't call me Surely.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Mikey	Rom tests his new mail-order "Ferengi-made vacuum-action lobe enlarger pump."
McFortner	Quark: What happened to you? Rom: I told Worf what the hew-mons used prune juice for.....
Hisrak	When Rom said he played the Ferengi Lute by ear, he wasn't joking...
Dan C.	Quark: "Never has the phrase 'In one ear, out the other" been used so literally..."
Griddles	Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.
jg	Unbeknownst to Stargleet, the Ferengi have developed many hiding places for contraband.
Jack	"Twenty one bottles of beer in the ear. Twenty one bottles of beer...."
Jack	Quark: I still don't get this YourTube thing.
Helmsman #3	Quark: "Do you really think Morn's rendition of 'I'm too Sexy For my Shirt' was that bad?" Rom: "Must... Destroy... Eardrum!!!!!"
FL	"Quark, to Counselor Dax. I think I have a patient for you."
Q	Although Rom wasn't as dumb as Quark generally implied, he did have moments.
Foxbat	"I'm a little teacup, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout..."
Foxbat	(A Ferengi Haiku) Brothers Quark and Rom Contemplate an injury Inflicted by Worf
ZebulaNebula	Quark's family slide #47: here, Rom puts out an earwax fire with a margarita.
Rat Boy	Rom: I can hear the ocean!
Enzo Aquarius	Rom: What's that sonny-boy?! I can't quite hear ya!
SenatorVreenak	"That's still better than the last place you stuck that."
Dennie Hebels	A Ferengi living on Deep Space 9 Thought his life was going just fine His brother did not For he saw him get shot With some glassware intended for wine
Hugh Jass	So insert the Babel Fish they said It translates all thoughts so you can understand them! So whats the problem? My vole said he loved me!
Pinky & the Brain	Rom you appear to have a drink problem
Dennie Hebels	Another fine example 24th century technology: the "Ear trumpet Ultra" for when you absolutely positively need to hear every gossip in your bar.

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