| Name | Caption | 
| Ty G. | Zimmerman: That's it! I'm moving to Silicon Vally! | 
| Game Guru GG | Zimmerman: I'm starting to like the Ferengi! | 
| Cpt. James T. | Zimmerman: "Whoa! I see you set those beauties on Stun!" | 
| DanielB | Female Porn Star: "Oh dear, how will I *ever* pay for those flowers, Mr. Delivery Boy?" | 
| Alexus | "Hello, girls. Is your mother home?" | 
| Jack | My dear, we were asked to bring plants, not implants. | 
| Dags | I brought you this bush, but I see you already have one. | 
| Combat Carl | I heard you were ill and lost your pluck... So here I am, the doc who likes to F--
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| AJ | The doctor during his second use of Tom Paris' holonovel: Starship Voyeur. | 
| mwhittington | Zimmerman: Wow, those are amazing. Are they real? They just look so...perfect. They're big and round and perfectly symmetrical....so, are they, like, dental veneers, or are they your real teeth? | 
| Mikey | Zimmerman: "OK, then, what is 'tat,' where do I find it, and can I trade it in with you?" | 
| jg | For he looked upon the mountains and valleys of this unexplored land and knew it was good. | 
| Captain 8472 | Zimmerman: I only wish Kirk were here, he would have something witty to say. | 
| Bryan Moore | Zimmerman, his pants throbbing. | 
| truevaliance | EMH: "Why, oh why am I not fully functional?!" | 
| Admiral Ed | Nip/Tuck the Next Generation | 
| Unknown Sample | So, you're saying you like the flowers?" | 
| BC1 | nope, holograms certainly do NOT dream of electric sheep | 
| XZB | Zimmerman:"Must not...can't...no...uhh uhh uhh...BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!.....sorry." | 
| suxxxxxx | Zimmerman: Now these are strange new worlds I like! | 
| William | EMH thinking; Mmmh, perhaps things are better in second life |