| Name | Caption | 
| MetalHead | A stunned silence came over the room as the words 'And now, I will sing!' came to their ears. | 
| Merat | Ok, all together now.... "Star Trekkin across the universe....." | 
| ThomasJBryant | "Admiral Kirk, wake up. You're having the orgy dream again!" | 
| Ty. G | Kirk: G-21, any body got a G-21? Guy-background: BINGO!
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| Captain Feedback | As Kirk reviewed all the children he fathered in his years at Starfleet, he was VERY glad they had eliminated the need for money OR child support! | 
| FL | Kirk: "Over 400 crewmen onboard and there's no Orion..." | 
| jg | Kirk (thinking to himself): Now if this isn't a transporter accident waiting to happen, nothing is. | 
| ExAstris | "Ladies and Gentlemen... Captain Jason Nesmith of the NSEA Protector!!!" *silence*
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| Hisrak | Kirk: Attention, cadets! Does this jumpsuit make me look fat? Cadets: Sir, yes sir!
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| Bryan Moore | "Yes, I'm looking for Lieutenant Waldo. Does anybody know where he is?" | 
| Premonition_45 | Kirk: "People of Jewusawem, Wome is your fwiend..." | 
| jg | Kirk (thinking to himself): I'd bang her, I'd bang her, and I sure would love to bang her.... | 
| Beeorn | Kirk: I now call this sleep-over officially underway. | 
| Niall Johnson | Where's the damn teleprompt? | 
| Niall Johnson | And that Ladies and Gentlemen, is where babies come from. I know. I liked the stork story too. Get over it. | 
| ThomasJBryant | Kirk: I now pronounce us all men and wives! | 
| Niall Johnson | Kirk: "So, what did you all think of Tek War?" | 
| Wubbzy | "Which one of you is Spartacus?!" | 
| Tiberius | Random person in crowd: Oh crap, this isn't karaoke, is it? |