| Name | Caption | 
| BC1 | Q: look at this way. Kirk got to kick gods ass, while you get to..well....you know. Picard: i hate fanfiction....
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| igr56uk | if it makes you more comfortable, i can do a wicked Sulu | 
| Redem | Don't worry what on Risa, Stay on Risa | 
| Admiral Ed | How you doin'? | 
| The Wormhole | "Cheer up, Jean-Luc. We can always get you a new fish." | 
| Captain 8472 | "Q, I would appreciate it if you changed my underwear back from the thong." | 
| US | After almost 70 years, Jean Luc was more than a little surprised to find he had a conjoined twin... | 
| Chromedome | Cheer up, we're going to be together for a whole week in this caption competition. Won't that be great? | 
| Giles | "Picard this is your life" | 
| William | Up, Qlose and personal | 
| Demotox | A Captain Competition. | 
| Kalor | I'm the Captain of this ship! Why should I have to join a Q for anything? | 
| XZB | Uncomfortable homoerotic moments..IN SPAAAAACE!!! | 
| MetalHead | Q: There, now, wasn't that fun? Picard: Q, thats the last time I'm going to retort with 'blow me'
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| MetalHead | Oh come on Picard, this 'Generations' wont be as bad as it seems, I promise we wont let him sing! | 
| Captain Feedback | Jean-luc: "It appears that someone's deodorant is not working!" Q: "Can't be me, never use the stuff!"
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| AJ | 'Don't worry, Jean-Luc. Riker may have gotten the guest role on 'These are the voyages' but you can trust me: you wouldn't have wanted it!' | 
| jg | Q: I predict that once you trek through the stars is over, you will be successful in other careers. Riker is direct The Thunderbirds and watch his career die a horrible death. | 
| ThomasJBryant | Q, there's something I have to tell you... I'm... I'm... BALD! | 
| AJ | If you should keep your friends close and your enemies closer, what does that make us? |