| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| The Geek | 
This is your Vulcan. This is your Vulcan on drugs. But you'd still hit it, wouldn't you? | 
| Admiral Ed | 
I WANT SNU SNU NOW!!!!! | 
| Tsukiyumi | 
T'Pol: " See! I told you I could spend the night underneath the warp core!" Phlox: " I didn't say you couldn't. I said you SHOULDN'T..." | 
| Merat | 
It's not well known that T'Pol wasn't Jolene Blalock's first scifi audition. Originally she tried out for the role of Scorpius on FarScape. | 
| jg | 
While Q did say it was wonderful out there, with things to satiate desires both subtle and gross...I just don't think this was one of them. | 
| Merat | 
Debbie couldn't decide whether to go tot he 'Con as a Vulcan or an Orc. So she compromised.  | 
| Mikey | 
While they all shared a similar haircut, many Vulcans suffered now and then from a "bad face day." | 
| DanielB | 
In the 2150's, PETA has won - cosmetics are now tested on sentient beings instead of animals. | 
| AJ | 
In retrospect, Tuvok's naked appearance on the bridge wasn't all that bad. | 
| Jim | 
You got to bed at 2 with a 10, and wake up at 10 with a 2... | 
| BC1 | 
Hoshi: sir, atlantis called, they want their wraith back... | 
| Niall Johnson | 
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! | 
| Drags | 
Kirk: I'd still hit it. | 
| Bishop | 
T'Pol: "He slimed me." | 
| Tsukiyumi | 
" Doctor, help! I am losing skin faster than this franchise is losing continuity!" | 
| Tiberius | 
The goggles did nothing! | 
| Sean | 
Putting Acid in the shower is not funny! | 
| jg | 
A scene from Vulcan Love Slave, the uncut and dirtier version. | 
| Xavier | 
Effects of a Vulcan Death Fart,when it does not get released in time from the body. | 
| Foxbat | 
Vulcans, just say no to Trellium-D. | 
| McFortner | 
I'm melting, MELTING! What a world, what a world.... | 
| Capt. Jethro | 
Humans have morning breath, Vulcans have morning face. |