| Name | Caption | 
| The Geek | This is your Vulcan. This is your Vulcan on drugs.
 But you'd still hit it, wouldn't you?
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| Admiral Ed | I WANT SNU SNU NOW!!!!! | 
| Tsukiyumi | T'Pol: " See! I told you I could spend the night underneath the warp core!" Phlox: " I didn't say you couldn't. I said you SHOULDN'T..."
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| Merat | It's not well known that T'Pol wasn't Jolene Blalock's first scifi audition. Originally she tried out for the role of Scorpius on FarScape. | 
| jg | While Q did say it was wonderful out there, with things to satiate desires both subtle and gross...I just don't think this was one of them. | 
| Merat | Debbie couldn't decide whether to go tot he 'Con as a Vulcan or an Orc. So she compromised. | 
| Mikey | While they all shared a similar haircut, many Vulcans suffered now and then from a "bad face day." | 
| DanielB | In the 2150's, PETA has won - cosmetics are now tested on sentient beings instead of animals. | 
| AJ | In retrospect, Tuvok's naked appearance on the bridge wasn't all that bad. | 
| Jim | You got to bed at 2 with a 10, and wake up at 10 with a 2... | 
| BC1 | Hoshi: sir, atlantis called, they want their wraith back... | 
| Niall Johnson | The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! | 
| Drags | Kirk: I'd still hit it. | 
| Bishop | T'Pol: "He slimed me." | 
| Tsukiyumi | " Doctor, help! I am losing skin faster than this franchise is losing continuity!" | 
| Tiberius | The goggles did nothing! | 
| Sean | Putting Acid in the shower is not funny! | 
| jg | A scene from Vulcan Love Slave, the uncut and dirtier version. | 
| Xavier | Effects of a Vulcan Death Fart,when it does not get released in time from the body. | 
| Foxbat | Vulcans, just say no to Trellium-D. | 
| McFortner | I'm melting, MELTING! What a world, what a world.... | 
| Capt. Jethro | Humans have morning breath, Vulcans have morning face. |