| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| Isaac | 
Bolian:"Captain, I wanted to...HOLY CRAP!!" | 
| Alexus | 
"Heh heh. And they said MY head looked funny!" | 
| Dougurasu | 
Captain Picard Day has taken a turn for the worst for Jean-Luc | 
| Craig | 
Instead of an angel on one shoulder, and the devil on another, children in the early 2300's were taught of the Bolian of conscience who would steer you right... | 
| RedDwarfian | 
The Captain's focus was not on the bolian, but the science officer behind him who WASN'T IN HIS DRESS UNIFORM! | 
| KramerMan | 
Bolian: Now hold very still while I poke it to make sure it's not alive. | 
| Adrian | 
Picard:  "At least it's not a tribble..." | 
| Merlin | 
Taxi drivers of the future take the beaded seat cover to the next level... | 
| Schuyler | 
No, really.  It's hard to believe that it's a toupee. | 
| Ruz | 
I wonder what color he would turn if I choked him... | 
| Abhdefiant | 
Picard to himself: "DAMN! he noticed" | 
| James | 
Picard to himself: "Note to self, transfer Commander Troi to a Miranda class on the front lines." | 
| Brian Phillips | 
Pull my finger | 
| Dougurasu | 
Bolian: "There is something different about you today, captain... I can't put my finger on it. Oh wait... let my try." | 
| Silent Bob | 
I'm from the "Proud to be Bald" club. We've had a complaint about you... | 
| Lobster | 
Picard: "Please take Mr. Mot back to your home planet..." |