| Name | Caption | 
| Kogenta | (Points to man) This is your brain on drugs (Points to woman) This is your brain after hearing Kirk do Karaoke
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| nerd86 | Offscreen: I'm sorry doctor we've done everything we can for her. Woman: I go poopy!
 
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| Skifreak | "Seriously Captain, he's telling the truth. It's WAY bigger then yours." | 
| Greger | Mormons.....in SPACE!!!!! | 
| pravda | While he admired Kirk's ripped shirt, she was enthralled by Spock's ripped pants. | 
| Foxbat | "I really love Scientology!" | 
| Steamrunner92 | With a slight mispronunciation of the word analgesic, this poor woman has been loading shuttle-craft into her aft torpedo tube, if you know what I mean. | 
| BC1 | After 36 honour roll entries, wouldn't YOU be suprised if you'd won for once!?! | 
| nerd86 | And her head explodes in three... two... one... | 
| twitch2oh | Wow, his phaser bank looks even BETTER in high def! Just wait till he sees my...docking bay...*wink* | 
| Greger | The face that launched a thousand ships...in to the sun. | 
| Greger | The last two christians on earth. | 
| Lynn Campbell | In order to avoid paparazzi, Britney Spears was transferred to the Tantalus V facility for the remainder of her committal. | 
| Niall Johnson | You notice the symbol on my jacket is a hand grabbing a bird. Guess what I'm doing now. | 
| ThomasJBryant | "This one time, in Starfleet Band Camp..." | 
| nerd86 | Yet another victim of the Butt Pirates of Rigel 7. And a happy victim at that. | 
| ncc1701bulldog | The typical reaction when somebody hears "Star Trekkin' " for the first time. | 
| AJ | Even in the futur, facelifts occasionally go wrong | 
| Drakey | Well holy shtuff, they went ahead and did it. They set the phaser to "stupidate." | 
| ktasay | Doctor will you please stop goosing me! | 
| nerd86 | Ever hear the phrase "crazy as a bag of squirrels?" |