| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| Drags | 
How do you like my balls? | 
| Captain 8472 | 
"I am not going to wear the tribbles." | 
| The Geek | 
The lesser- revered "Orb of Hideous Clothing" claims another victim.  | 
| jg | 
Kira: Come here Odo. Take me to bed or lose me forever. Odo: Goodbye | 
| ExAstris | 
You want me to do WHAT in this scene? Oh come on, our ratings aren't that bad. It's not like this is Enterprise! | 
| The Geek | 
No matter how seductive Kira tries to act, she will never overcome the fact that she has no cleavage. | 
| MetalHead | 
During peacetime Major Kira becomes Massage Therapist Kira.  | 
| Chromedome | 
Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo! | 
| Cailus | 
After 7 years serving aboard Deep Space Nine, Colonel Kira was only mildly amused when she realised that Doctor Bashir had made the sarcastic look permamant. | 
| Captain 8472 | 
"What do you mean 'Prostitute Look'?" | 
| Niall Johnson | 
Let's play Bajoran roulette. Reach in and pull a scroll. One of them's a death warrant. | 
| RedDwarfian | 
It's not often that Nerys gets complimented on her melons. | 
| igr56uk | 
the orb of lesbianism is well and truly for real | 
| nerd86 | 
Kira: Placing the golden egg in the basket at precisely noon should reveal the location of the Arc of the Covenant. | 
| ncc1701bulldog | 
Kira: You're telling me humans believe a rabbit made this egg? | 
| Auston | 
The Major was not amused by the fruit basket that simply read: "To Bajor, From Cardassia. Sorry about that occupation thing." | 
| Skipbear | 
In this alternative universe the "Attendant" tends the loo | 
| McFortner | 
Kira: This is all the Cardassians left when they left Bajor: A dozen empty tubes and one apple. | 
| Tyrridon | 
Kira did well during the swimsuit and evening-wear competitions of the Miss Bajor competition. Sadly, she was quickly eliminated after the personality portion. | 
| Tyrridon | 
Kira could've been more elated when she found the Great Golden Easter Egg... | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | 
But Grandmother, what big teeth you have!! | 
| suxxxxxx | 
Damn, I ordered a pizza. Who called the Bajoran Inn for Hasperat? |