| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| Niall Johnson | 
We're not going to ask you again Jolene, will you do that nude scene with Trip or won't you? A simple three letter word, and this stops! | 
| The Geek | 
"YOU MAY TAKE AWAY MY SHOW, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY MY IMPLANTS!!!" | 
| Foxbat | 
Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo Figaro - magnifico | 
| Steamrunner92 | 
Two words: Amateur Chiropractor. | 
| Spock305 | 
 Vulcan hemroids are a pain.  | 
| Tsukiyumi | 
The first onscreen use of the "Vulcan Orgasm Grip". | 
| Lynn Campbell | 
WOW, technology really will be better in the future. She's the most realistic blow-up doll yet. They still can't seem to get the mouths right yet, though.  | 
| MetalHead | 
You scream, I scream, T'Pol screams for green screens! | 
| jg | 
Worst kidney stone, ever | 
| MetalHead | 
Jolene Blalock's real audition to Enterprise had nothing to do with Star Trek, nevermind Sci-Fi... | 
| A | 
Another victim of the Prolonged Enterprise Exposition. | 
| Admiral Ed | 
Trip wrong neuropressure point!!!!!! | 
| Dennie Hebels | 
Another Biggus Dickus joke here would be just inappropriate. |