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DBB

Woman: My last lab had a bigger probe. Man: The size of this probe is just fine. Woman: It's a lot smaller than the one in my last lab. Man: This one can still get the job done. Woman: Probably. Man: It's not the size of the probe that matters; what matters is the skill with which it is used. Woman: I know. I'm just saying...your probe is just a lot smaller than the one at my last lab. Man: Must we go through this every time we use the probe?

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Captain 8472	B'Elanna: I hate fanfiction.
Guybrush	"Doctor Nancy! Please pay attention!" "Oh what? I'm sorry, I was staring at...something."
Frankie Chestnuts	"Ah! I see you have the machine that goes BING!"
Mac011	Torres took drastic action after finding a grey hair on the pillow this morning
Schizo-Hal	Initiating personality transplant... Reticulating splines... Uploading story arcs... Establishing sex appeal... Randomizing love interests... Uploading repressed anger... Uploading repressed anger... Uploading repressed anger... Creating character depth... Error: Memory Full. 7 of 9 tasks completed successfully. "Hey, 7 of 9... that's kinda catchy!"
Sokratis	Moments later Torres woke up screaming, "My name is NOT QUAID!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Deck Eight.
FL	After Riker had "Shades of Grey", Torres has the "Shades of Brown".
Tsukiyumi	" So, when the procedure is finished, you're sure she won't be a bitch anymore?"
Tsukiyumi	Here we see Roxann Dawson's career being put into stasis.
Mr. President	For some reason, the Risian Orgasmotron treatment proved very popular for Starfleet officers on shore leave.
Foxbat	"Time for your 'vacation' to Mars..."
Mr. President	FEMALE: "Half Human, half Klingon, eh? We'll soon see which half is which. Activate the phaser cutter."
Mr. President	Putting the parting in Lieutenant Torres's hair took very specialised equipment.
Mr. President	"Is it safe?"

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