| Name | Caption | 
| Tyrridon | Elim Garak: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier...Mime | 
| Lazar | Garak dances the Garakarena. | 
| Bodhi | "What? No, I'm a Palm Pilot, Mac and PC are over there." | 
| epclarkson | Dr. Bashir: "This always happens when Garak has had too much kanar... he thinks he's Al Joleson." | 
| The Geek | Suddenly, Odo pulls his phaser and hits Garak with the little- known and even lesser- used "Razzle Dazzle!" setting. | 
| Admiral Ed | SSSSSSSSSSMOKING!!!!!!!!!!! | 
| Blaston Phools | "Look ma' no hands!" | 
| Jesse | Garak: Lethal. Cunning. Fabulous. | 
| Foxbat | "According to the computer, pants can be created in 6 seconds. Now, watch out! Here comes the Genesis Replicator! We'll do it for you in .006 seconds!" | 
| Foxbat | "And then it happened... Ensign Mayweather had a line!" | 
| Nutso | As you can see, I've made a bra for men. I call it, "The Bro." | 
| McFortner | (Singing) It's SPRINGTIME for Garak and Cardassia!... | 
| Jonesy | "Heeeeeeerrrrrre's..............Johnny! | 
| MaxxPower | "Garak! The Musical" was a big hit all across the Alpha Quadrant | 
| HungryHungarian | ... and the bad thing is that I only discovered that she had an Adam's apple after she got dressed again! | 
| Mr. President | The sign language for "and then the wormhole opened" was surprisingly simple to understand. | 
| Bryan Moore | "We call it the Aristocrats!" | 
| Space Truckin | Garak uses his "Jazz Hands". | 
| HungryHungarian | Help me, doctor, I'm trapped in a glass box! | 
| Bryan Moore | "And so the Chinaman pops out of the storage closet and yells 'SUPPLIES!'" | 
| Kostmayer | And it was this big. | 
| jg | Garak: Vole...in my pants...looking for nuts...please be very still...don't want to make it angry... | 
| Graeme A Carter | Garaks recreation of Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice" video was all the more eerie for his resemblance to Christopher Walken. | 
| Captain 8472 | Incoming message form the Big Giant Head... |