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| Name | Caption | 
| Foxbat | "The power of ENTERPRISE compels you!" | 
| Name | Caption | 
| jg | The mere mention of Kirk's name has been known to make women faint and men envious. | 
| mikes | Dammit Bones I'm a science officer not a chiropractor!!! You fix her neck | 
| =NoPoet= | Spock: "Curious. Those ear-rings do not LOOK that heavy." | 
| mwhittington | Spock: It is confirmed, Doctor. She has head lice. | 
| Stevie Klingon | Scotty: It doesn't matter how powerful it is, the vulcan neck-pinch will never work on my fem-bot... oh. McCoy: (to scotty) Pay up. | 
| The Geek | Spock: "You are right, Doctor. This woman has no sideburns." Scotty: "Ooch, sorry lassie. No sideburns, then it's out the airlock with ye." | 
| McFortner | When Starfleet didn't give any pay raises this year, officers turned to mugging random victims to make ends meet. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "Spock, we've got to do something about this. How many dead hookers can we hide for the Captain?" | 
| DBB | "It seems Jim slipped something in her drink." "Again?" | 
| Skifreak | After a nearly 300 year absence, the famed seductress returns in "Emanuelle in Space." | 
| jg | Scotty: YOU ARE HEALED! | 
| Guybrush | This is merely...an exploration of IDIC | 
| Schizo-Hal | Nimoy: We tried to warn her. Doohan: Don't play Kirk, I said. Kelley: Nobody can out Shat the Shatner. | 
| Captain 8472 | Spock: Curious. How is her brain able to hold the Captain's ego? | 
| David Salberg | Spock: "So I kiss her like this?" Bones: "No, you pointy-eared nimwit, you've got her backwards!" | 
| BC1 | Spock: You've been on this ship for more than 24 hour hours and the captain hasn't slept with you yet. Tell us WHY!!! | 
| Foxbat | "Well, I told her there would be no 4th season and she passed out..." | 
| Captain 8472 | The future of internet porn: inter-species gang-bang. | 
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