| Name | Caption | 
| Scarlet | Tuvok just finished reading the final chapter of the teachings of Surak: "How to Divide by Zero" | 
| DanielB | Has he just seen "These are the Voyages"? "Threshold"? "Spock's Brain"? Or is he just trying to come up with a caption that might finally win?? | 
| Admiral ED | Did you saw that force field over there? Well I did not!!!! | 
| Merat | I'm melting... melting! Oh, what a world! | 
| Merat | The secret ingredient of Plomeek Soup ala Neelix? RADIUM!
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| jg | The Vulcan Orgasm face. | 
| Deadmeat | Tim Russ shortly after reading the script for the episode "Threshold." | 
| AJ | Harry Kim: '... and then the replicator said: "Live long and prosper!"' | 
| Guybrush | "I knew I should have skipped the fish for dinner." | 
| Skifreak | A scene from the 10th sequel to 28 Days Later, titled "28,000 Light Years Later." 
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| Tiberius | There's a malfunction in the inflatable Vulcan!!! | 
| Mr. President | You might think it ridiculous health and safety nannying when the packet of peanuts has "warning - may contain nuts" written on it, but all it takes is one idiot to get it wrong... | 
| Scion Ninja | Viagra: what happens after lasting for 4 hours | 
| Samus | The Incedible Sulk The planet Vulcans response to Earth's Incredible Hulk.
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| Captain 8472 | Janeway: What happened, Doctor? EMH: Neelix out did him in logic class.
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| Frankie Chestnuts | Tim Russ: "Overacting!!?? You think I was OVERACTING?? Next you'll be telling me SHATNER overacted!" | 
| Capt. Jethro | What will happen if you attempt to have more fourm posts than Rochey. | 
| nerd86 | I do the same thing every time I watch an M. Night Shamalan movie. Every. Time. | 
| DBB | Brains...brains...! and Plomeek soup... | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | And you thought a HUMAN head cold was annoying. | 
| HungryHungarian | After seeing what it did to Tuvok, Janeway decided to delete the infamous holodeck program called 'These Are The Voyages...' | 
| Mr. President | "Brains..." | 
| HungryHungarian | Sometimes, even Vulcans fall victim of their own Vulcan Death Farts. | 
| Foxbat | "Neelix, don't make me angry... You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..." |