| Name | Caption | 
| The Geek | This week's ditl.org Caption Competition is proudly sponsored in part by LGBT. Have you hugged your effette space cowboy racketeer lately? | 
| The Geek | Biggus Dickus' distant cousin, Homo Eroticus. | 
| Odinson | It's true when they say everyone loves the smell of their own brand... | 
| mwhittington | Mudd: Why does everyone ask if I'm from San Francisco? | 
| Drakey | Though Worf was not, Mudd clearly was: a merry man. | 
| No way? Yawhey! | "Oh but captain, I assure you. I *am* the very model of a modern minor criminal." | 
| Capt. Jethro | A tribble in your front pocket feels oh soooo gooood!! | 
| Demotox | A one man YMCA song. | 
| Acid | Hello my name is Big Gay Al, and this is my Big Gay boat ride, Super! | 
| HungryHungarian | Mudd: 'I'm the only man whom even J.J. Abrams didn't dare to change for his reboot!' | 
| nerd86 | A man sooo gay a new word for gay had to be invented that was even gayer than gay just to describe how gay he was. That word was... Tom Cruise. | 
| HungryHungarian | It is a well known fact that it took the police two days to take a single mug shot of Mudd. | 
| Tobias | Shortly after this "Wanted" poster arrived on Bajor, all Bajoran men gave up wearing earrings. | 
| katefan | Pirates of the Caribbean, gay man's package. | 
| Tobias | Excuse me, is this the audition for Trek! The Musical? | 
| nerd86 | Cowboy Hat: 90 credits. Obscenely large earring: 120 credits.
 Looking Absolutely Fabulous: Priceless.
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| Kostmayer | Harry was in such a state of bliss he forgot to notice that the Patio door was closed. | 
| DBB | The character cut from Brockback Mountain | 
| MarkB | The film 'Brokeback Mountain' has had a profound effect on the popular conception of the cowboy. By the twenty-third century it will be almost unrecognisable... | 
| DBB | Mudd moved to southern California. He blended in completely. | 
| Rexan | Get my from my good side... It makes me look FABULOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUS! |