| Name | Caption | 
| Captain 8472 | Worf: I'm getting that sinking feeling. | 
| Drakey | The gay Klingon, Fab'uhless, finally convinced Worf to try the mudbath, and dammit, he was right. It really did feel better than bathing in the blood of your fallen enemies. | 
| epclarkson | "Only a few inches deep, he says. Should only get your boots dirty, he says. Grrrrr." | 
| jg | It was bound to happen. Riker's ego finally exploded, filling the room to neck level with smugness. | 
| Scarlet | "Are there...SUPPOSED to be Regellian eels in here?" | 
| MarkB | No-one was brave enough to tell Worf that he was supposed to cross The River Of Blood, not mud. | 
| Tobias | Reason #8,132,540,697 why Worf hates Ferangi: a mandatory one hour soak in the Grand Nagus' ear wax pools before treaty signing. | 
| SlideMan | Geordi: Say it! Worf: I will not.
 Geordi: Say it or you're not getting out of there!
 Worf: Oh all right. "Hello. My name is Harry Mudd."
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| Tobias | I swear on the grave of Kahless himself that Chief O'Brien will pay for running off with my pants... | 
| Tsukiyumi | "When Jadzia said she wanted to 'get dirty', this was not what I had in mind!" | 
| HungryHungarian | How did I wake up here? It must have been a long night ...uuugh, I think I have to give up the blood wine. | 
| Mr. President | Early experiments into personal cloaking devices met with limited success for the Klingon Empire. | 
| Mr. President | "Hey, your patio ornament looks like my security officer." | 
| HungryHungarian | At least they won't see my pink lacy underwear while I'm here. | 
| HungryHungarian | Dammit! The concrete has set! | 
| Acid | Worf Enjoys the Trill Sperm Baths of Nigal IV | 
| HungryHungarian | Few people know that Cleopatra wasn't so beautiful during her milk baths. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Warf: "You're just supposed to SIT here?" To Self: "At least they can't see my hands." | 
| Ian Kennedy | "Well it started with 'dhioria and vomitting'..." | 
| Bishop | Starfleet Academy hazing gone too far... | 
| The Geek | The gross part? The water was actually clear before Worf got in... | 
| Mr. President | "When I said, 'I've had it up to here', this wasn't exactly what I meant." |