| Name | Caption | 
| AJ | Pulling a sword from the stone is one thing, but this.... | 
| Tsukiyumi | Clearly it isn't "ridged for her pleasure". | 
| Bodhi | To survive in the Bajoran militia, you had to be hard. | 
| jg | Kira: I love you to Odo, but you have to give me some space. You're smothering me. | 
| Drakey | The Gorn weapon of choice! Giant fake rocks!
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| Guybrush | "At least I can be my own tombstone." | 
| Derina Ramsey | Caught between a rock and a hard place now had a personal feeling to it. | 
| Guybrush | "What a cruel thing to say, you're heart must be made of stone! Oh...sorry." | 
| drow | Kira: "Do these rocks make me look fat?" | 
| Praeothmin | Whoever said Silicon was safe never had self-replicating implants... | 
| Captain 8472 | 24th Century Bondage porn. | 
| Lucky Strike | Never play hide-and-seek with a Changeling... | 
| Blaston Phools | "Odo, when you said you'll give me a "pearl necklace" i didnt think you ment it literally!" | 
| drow | Kira: "Worst. Spa. Ever." | 
| Dave | I win! Rock beats shape-shifter.... I mean, scissors! | 
| tlbs101 | I'll Rock your World once we're married, Odo! | 
| Deggsy | Stoned again... | 
| Lamont | "When I said I wanted a big rock I meant on my finger." | 
| Nutso | The producers go to unnecessary lengths to cover up Nana's pregnancy. | 
| David Salberg | New! The Horta necklace! | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Major Kira gets her rocks off. | 
| Lazar | Odo watched in disappointment as Kira discovered the truth of the old saying: Once you go sedimentary, everything else just seems rudimentary. | 
| Tobias | Kira: Say what you want, but I'm still better off than Lt. Yar! | 
| The Geek | Strangely, turtleneck sweater technology takes several steps backward in the future... | 
| DBB | Kira with an Excaliban costume or an Excaliban with a Kira mask? | 
| Mr. President | If you think Swine Flu looks bad, take a look at what Bajoran Flu will do to you. |