| Name | Caption | 
| UnknownCaptioneer | I'm BLIND! The lens flare! | 
| Drakey | Wow. That must've been one hell of a fart. | 
| Bill L | To celebrate the success of the new "Star Trek" movie, JJ Abrams buys all of Rick Berman's cars and, one at a time, drives them all off the highest cliff in Iowa. | 
| Pudabudigada | DON'T WORRY!!! The cushioning effect of a massive ego will pprotect him. | 
| Scion Ninja | Hello, GEICO... I'd like to report a claim | 
| Tsukiyumi | This is a great shot of GM's last investor bailing out. | 
| UnknownCaptioneer | When I said "Jump for joy, the new movie is awesome", I don't think this is what I meant. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Q: "007, I told you not to touch that button." | 
| McFortner | Young Kirk: Reboot? I don't want to be in any crappy reboot. See Ya! | 
| MetalHead | When you told me that your son throws himself at any woman by the side of the road Mrs. Kirk, I really didn't think you meant it literally... | 
| MetalHead | The product placement was so tacky that James Kirk decided to kill himself | 
| HungryHungarian | This is the reaction of every single people to hearing 'Faith of the Heart' on their car's radio. | 
| epclarkson | Playing a young James T. Kirk took a leap of faith..... | 
| HungryHungarian | Kirk (moments before kicking the car into the chasm): 'THIS!!! IS!!! IOWA!!!!!' | 
| nerd86 | Kirk: My foot's stuck! ARGHHHHH! 
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| Mr. President | Kirk didn't believe in the no-win scenario. Except when it came to making a claim on the car insurance. | 
| nerd86 | And then Kirk reverse dropkicked the car clear off the cliff. | 
| Mr. President | "What's this media player? Nokia??!! NOOO!!!" | 
| Redwarf | Realizing he was in a Star Trek movie, and then realizing that he was in a RED car, the young actor made the wise choice of leaping for his life. | 
| epclarkson | When learning orbital skydiving, it's necessary to start 'small'. | 
| epclarkson | When they said Star Trek XI was going to 'jumpstart' the franchise, I don't think this was what they had in mind.... | 
| tlbs101 | And, at the bottom of the quarry 'red matter' would be created. | 
| TIberius | In the future, hood ornaments will be very much larger. And not on hoods.... | 
| lexxonnet | Future Red Bull doesn't quite give you wings. | 
| Lucky Strike | And if his chest had been a cannon, it would have blown him back into the gorge. | 
| Ty.G | Another fortunate escapee of Michel Jackson's Neverland Ranch. | 
| Drakey | Kirk clearly doesn't believe in the no-brakes scenario. | 
| nerd86 | Juvenile Delinquency... in SPAA-er-on EAAARTH!!! | 
| nerd86 | The last thing the car thought before hitting the ground was "Oh no. Not again." | 
| Samus | To infinity and....aghhhh!!! a cliff!!! |