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| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | Space. The final frontier. Again. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Again. Her continuing mission to explore strange, new worlds, again; to seek out new life and new civilizations again; to boldly go where no one has gone before. Again. |
| Name | Caption |
| USS Aeon | Kirk: "Damn, I look good" Spock: "Apparently, the assumption that beauty is in the eye of the beholder is correct." |
| nerd86 | Kirk: Where's McCoy. Spock: Busy treating those who have been blinded by the bridge lighting. |
| Mr. President | "Oh, god, Spock, now there's a light coming from your ear as well! There are lights everywhere!!" |
| The Geek | Kirk: "Hello. My name is James Tiberius Kirk. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" |
| drow | Kirk: "And now, Nemo..." Nero: "NERO!" Spock: "Whatever." |
| FL | "I feel naked without my gold uniform." |
| Exodore | Kirk (whispering): Spock... Is it me or Sulu is looking at my butt as we speak?? Spock: Yes he is! Want me to tell him to stop?? Kirk: Naaaa... I kinda like it! |
| epclarkson | Kirk: Remember, we're professionals. Do not try this at home under any circumstances. Spock: Ever. |
| Lord David | Kirk: Hehe, your dead in the next movie man! |
| lexxonnet | Kirk to Spock: I have this weird feeling that there are a whole bunch of people writing about us behind this viewscreen. |
| The Geek | Scotty (over comm): "Cap'n, what's goin' on up there? Cockiness and arrogance levels have just went off the scales!" |
| Bryan Moore | "Spock, what is that 19 digit number coming across the screen?" "That would be the lighting bill, Captain." |
| Anaximandros | THERE ARE 40 LIGHTS! |
| Bird of Prey | Kirk: "Who are all this people on the other side of the screen?" Spock: "They're called Trekkies, Captain. We will have to get used to them." |
| UnknownCaptioneer | Nero: Ah crap. |
| UnknownCaptioneer | Captain, I believe that Star Trek is back... in Black. |
| Acid | Spock: I belive the human response is "This is Madness" Captain Kirk: No Spock, THIS IS ENTERPRISE! |
| nerd86 | My god it's full of stars. No, it's just what J.J. thinks the bridge of the new Enterprise should look like. |
| nerd86 | Kirk: And my first order as Captain is: turn down the damn lights! It's too frikkin bright in here! |
| Bryan Moore | "I don't know Spock, I've been staring at that picture for 3 hours and I don't see anything 3-D hidden in it." |
| McFortner | Spock: You can not be Captain Kirk. You didn't get your shirt ripped off in the last fight.... |
| BC1 | Spock: do we HAVE to play the Beastie Boys as we go into battle? Kirk: We've got to be "hip" to this new generation somehow!! |
| Cailus | Kirk: I'm a PC. Spock: And I'm a MAC. Chekov: And I'm Vrussian! |
| nerd86 | Latently Homoerotic sexual tension... in SPAAACE! |
| Jonesy | Look, it's Gene Roddenberry! And he looks pissed! |
| N'tran DS 12 | Uhura's striptease has the undivided attention of the entire bridge. |
| Mr. President | SPOCK: "What are you looking at, Captain?" KIRK: "The last four weeks of cinema takings." SPOCK: "We're going to need a bigger viewscreen." |
| Mr. President | "What do you mean this viewscreen isn't HD capable?!" |
| drow | Kirk: "Who's winning?" Spock: "According to sensors, Bryan Moore still holds the record." Kirk: "Okay, now I have to hack this site. I hope Kennedy's passwords aren't any better than yours." |
| drow | Kirk: "That makes no sense, where'd the Narada come from? Explosion at the bird motif factory?" Spock: "I know! And get this, there's a forklift in the hanger deck. How lame is that?" Kirk: "LOLZ." Spock: "Wooo, look at my flippy phaser!" |
| third_of_trees | Spock: Captain, I must advise against the overuse of treknobabble in this reality, as for some unknown reason, our "particle of the week" list has been greatly reduced. Kirk: Hmm... Why don't we call it "Red Matter" then? |
| Drakey | No matter how much they beat him, his hair will be perfect, for he is.... KIRK! |
| Mr. President | PIKE (offscreen): "By the power vested in me by Starfleet Command, I hereby declare you husband and wife." KIRK: "I still don't see why I should be the wife." SPOCK: "Quiet, my father came all the way from Vulcan to see this." |
| Tiberius | KIRK: I'm looking for an iPod, Mister Spock. SPOCK: There are none, captain. KIRK: Are there any iMacs then? SPOCK: No, Captain. KIRK: This isn't the Apple Store? SPOCK: No, Captain, this is the Enterprise. KIRK: Ah! We are aboard the iStarship iEnterprise, and we are on the iBridge! SPOCK: *sigh* KIRK: It's just that it's all so shiny, Mister Spock. |
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