| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| Fat Tony | 
Archer inadvertantly releasing "Nemisis" upon the world. | 
| Lancel | 
Little did Archer know that the entire three-episode plot arch was all an elaborate scheme to get him to screw in a lighbulb in the Vulcan High Command meeting chambers. | 
| Tiberius | 
Vulcan: "What are you doing?" Archer: "Checking to see if it has a reflection of a guy chewing gum, like the stone in Unification..." | 
| BlasterMaster555 | 
Manny Coto's Magic Continuity Machine in action... | 
| Schizo-Hal | 
"Reply hazy... Try again later." | 
| FL | 
Archer "Ain't this from Fifth Element? This one must be 'wind'." | 
| Lobster | 
Archer: "Wow... It plays "Walk like an Egyptian"..." | 
| The Wormhole | 
V'las: "Well, what have you learned from your vision?" Archer: "The spice, the worms, they are connected!" | 
| Lobster | 
Vulcan: "See? We invented the multimedia presentation long before the first light bulb burned on Earth!" | 
| Randy Houle | 
"How do you say 'deus ex machina' in Vulcan?" | 
| Jesse | 
Archer: "This is like the last Caption Comp. Except this is greener." | 
| Captain Sarcastic | 
I'm telling you I can get channel 5 on this thing.  | 
| Captain Worf | 
Archer: I journeyed all the way through the forge, and all I got was this stupid glowing pyramid. | 
| Xela | 
With this device I will win every DITL Caption Competition till the end of time.
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| Griddles | 
The writer of this caption would like to apologise for the fact that he cannot find anything funny to say about the above image. | 
| unixrevolution | 
V'Las: "The tamagochi is quite insistent that it be fed, Archer." |