Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	She packed my bags... ...last night, pre-flight... . Zero hour... Nine a.m.... . And I'm gonna be... ...hiiiiigh... . ...as a kite by then.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Look at those lips!
Ktasay	I'm ready for my closeup Mr. Roddenberry!
epclarkson	In a '3rd Rock from the Sun' reunion special, the Big Giant Head returns....
epclarkson	"I will be Denny Crane."
nerd86	Shatner: Wait. Do you see that Leonard? Do you see what I see? Nimoy: No. What is it Bill? Shatner: Your career fading away in my rear view mirror! In your face! I think I'll go win another Emmy. HA HA HA!!
BigMac1212	Evil Kirk(thinking): If I'm an evil twin, where the hell is my goatee?!?!
drow	Kirk: "I've got a FEVER... and the only CURE is MORE COWBELL!"
drow	Kirk: "Makeup!" Makeup: "Yes, Mr. Shatner?" Kirk: "You're fired."
drow	Kirk: "I'm Batman."
anthony23	"Who said I overact?"...."WHO?"
Bird of Prey	Kirk: "Slight change of mission, guys! Out of necessity, we have to seek out new LIGHT and new civilizations now."
Frankie Chestnuts	With the new Blu-Ray episodes, not only can we see pores and razor rash, but the fraying seams in the costumes and a real good look at Bill's toupee line.
The Geek	"Captain's log, supplemental. I know they are out there... waiting... probably laughing. I must find their master, the entity known as Kennedy. I must shut down his Caption Competition! ... GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAMMM!!!!"
DBB	Kirk to self: Damn, I'm pretty.
nerd86	Kirk's one regret in life was that he couldn't have sex with himself.
nerd86	Maybe its natural, or maybe its Maybelline.
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "I want to live like common people." Bones: "Sure you do, Jim" Kirk: "I want to do whatever common people do." Scotty: "You tell 'em Captain." Kirk: "I want to sleep with common people." Sulu: "I'm relatively common."
ZebulaNebula	Kirk: Scotty, get up here! I flushed and the **** lights went out!
Frankie Chestnuts	I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me (Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro Magnificooooooooooo
Tiberius	Shatner went to any lengths to ensure that his lips were as smoochable as possible.
N'tran DS 12	Digitally remastered and larger than life.
nerd86	He has to avert his eyes when he looks in the mirror because not even Kirk can stare down Kirk.
nerd86	Director: Cut! Bill! You're not even in this scene! Do you mind?! Shatner: No, not at all. Do you need me closer to the camera?
drow	Nobody minded when Shatner demanded control of his character. Nobody cared when he demanded approval of the scripts. But they drew the line at his lighting and makeup calls.

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