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| Name | Caption | 
| Ktasay | Don't stand there gawking like you've never seen the hand of God before!! | 
| Name | Caption | 
| Foxbat | It's only a model... | 
| nerd86 | Kirk: ...And that's game. Well, it's been nice knowing you gentlemen, EVERYONE TO ESCAPE PODS! | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | This proves it... God is right handed. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Booming voice from above: "YOU PICK UP YOUR TOYS AND GET IN HERE THIS INSTANT!!" | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "Ho, ho, ho my ass... Damn you, Green Giant!" | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "Bad touch... BAD TOUCH!!" | 
| RedDwarfian | "This model took weeks of careful painting... HEY DON'T TOUCH IT!" | 
| DBB | "Hey, check it out. It's my new Starship Enterprise." "You removed it from its original packaging?!" | 
| RedDwarfian | I cast "Bigby's Grasping Hand!" | 
| nerd86 | Kirk (after pissing off yet another omnipotent being): Alright, we'll call it a draw. | 
| nerd86 | Sergio Leone's first foray into science fiction: "A Fistful of Starships". | 
| tlbs101 | Kirk: What is it Scotty? Scot: It's... it's... Green. | 
| Kalor | Who hasn't picked up their model Enterprise and flown it around their room? | 
| mwhittington | Enterprise: Lower...lower...lower...TOO LOW!!...lower... | 
| woodside | "This is Captain Kirk. The next person who calls the Bridge and asks if we need a hand will be court-martialled." | 
| Mr. President | This week on Star Trek, the Enterprise is caught in a bit of a pinch... | 
| Bird of Prey | It's only a model! | 
| mwhittington | Apparently, the Green Lantern had a thing for collecting Star Trek stuff... | 
| nerd86 | Kirk: I've been in worse predicaments. McCoy: Name one. Kirk: ...Give me a minute... | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | "HO, HO, HO... Green Giant!" | 
| Mark | Spock: I find this quite... McCoy: Let me guess, you find this fascinating. Spock: No, but it is quite...gripping. | 
| The Geek | Just then, to everyone's surprise, Enterprise went "SQUEEKY!" | 
| Bird of Prey | For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Enterprise | 
| DBB | Prosecutor: Can you tell us where the giant alien hand touched you? Enterprise: ... Prosecutor: It's okay. You're safe here. Now... Apollo: This is ridiculous! I've never seen that ship! Judge: One more outburt, Apollo, and I will have you removed from this courtroom! Go on, prosecutor. Prosecutor: Thank you, judge. Now, Enterprise, tell us where the giant alien hand touched you. Enterprise: My...my saucer section. Prosecutor: Was is a bad touch, or...? Enterprise: Bad touch. It was a bad touch. | 
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