Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
nerd86	Not pictured: sanity.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
nerd86	The Invisible Man steals babies. It's a hobby.
Rob	OOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Mr. President	"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
The Geek	B'Lanna: "Our child is so beautiful!" EMH: "It's only a model." Tom: "Shh!"
Foxbat	"...and he shall be named Mister Mxyzptlk..."
Frankie Chestnuts	Baby... The other white meat.
Frankie Chestnuts	The naked baby's bad enough... But that hair just creaps me out.
Frankie Chestnuts	Geordi: "It could be worse... He could be frozen."
mwhittington	Paris: Hey, Doc. I thought babies were supposed to look like Winston Churchill, but why does ours look like Kahless the Unforgettable?
drow	Tom: "That's what he'd look like?" EMH: "Simulated, yes." Tom: "I want a vasectomy."
Frankie Chestnuts	EMH: "I love my baby back, baby back, baby back..." Paris: "Doctor, please shut up."
N'tra DS 12	The youngster floats in mid air. Dressed in nothing, quite bare My oh my It's a CGI With a Klingon forehead and hair
ThomasJBryant	This is what they were looking for in last weeks caption competition. Guess it wasn't a tumor after all.
Mr. President	Believe it or not, this was not the worst entry in Star Trek Online's "design the next Enterprise contest."
Bird of Prey	Tom Paris: "How cool! My child will be able to levitate!" EMH: "That's not the point of the simulation."
mwhittington	Infant: CHuLi DaQ iLaQ PeTaQ! Paris: Aww, she's babbling! Isn't baby babble so cute, honey? Torres: She's speaking perfect Klingon, Tom.
Tiberius	In the 24th century, Cupid doesn't have a bow and arrows. He whacks at your head with a bat'leth. And it's cute.
nerd86	After the brief success of Muppet Babies Brannon and Braga decided to cash in on the ill-conceived "Star Trek Babies". It did go over well in Japan though...
Frankie Chestnuts	EMH: "This baby is beautiful. It looks just like Mr. Paris." Harry: "You're right, just without the balls." EMH: "Like I said, just like Mr. Paris."
Frankie Chestnuts	B'Elanna: "I don't care what you say, I'm not breast feeding." Tom: "But isn't it best for the baby?" B'Elanna: "It may be best for her, but not for me! Have you seen Klingon baby teeth?"
Frankie Chestnuts	"Mogh calling Orsen... Come in Orsen."
Frankie Chestnuts	Paris: "You can already tell he's part Klingon." B'Elanna: "Yeah... The ridges are beautiful." Paris: "No, no... his toe nails already need trimming."
Bird of Prey	EMH: "Her IQ will be a bit about average. Very surprising, considering who the father is."
Sondak	Congratulations, lieutennant. She’ll have you ridges and temper with your husband’s dithering nerdisms and receding hairline.

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