| Name | Caption | 
| depep | Cry Havok and let loose the dogs of war! 
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| Frankie Chestnuts | Ferengi #1: 'Beagle, the other white meat.' | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Beagle... The other white meat. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Porthos: 'Alright, Archer... You called it neutering... PAYBACK'S A BITCH!' | 
| nerd86 | Porthos was the runner up in the annual Enterprise staring contest. The winner was featured in last week's pic. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Porthos: 'On the planet I come from, I'm considered a god! A GOD! I even have some one to clean up my crap and bathe me.' | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Porthos: 'Alright doctor... Keep me away from those cages of yours or I'll chew your toenails off!' | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | The last thing Archer ever saw... | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | In a desperate attempt to boost ratings, the producers turned to the only cast member that had yet to have a sex scene. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | After Malcolm begged repeatedly for a chance at a sex scene, the producers eventually obliged with with the only willing partner. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Porthos: 'OK Archer... who's my bitch now? WHO'S MY BITCH?' | 
| DBB | Get your hands off me you damn, dirty Ferengi. | 
| DBB | Few animals in sci-fi shows get a good starring role. 'One Night in Sickbay' was meant to be the young dog-actor's crowning achievement. But after the reviews for the episode went from poor to horrible to villified, the dog-actor turned to drinking to cope with his anger and disappointment. He would often roam the set in a drunken state and snap at cast members he encountered. After taking a toe from Jolene Blalock, the producers fired him. | 
| epclarkson | It's bacon...dammit. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Porthos: 'Grrrrrrrr... Snarl... Grrrrrrr..-snort. Ha ha ha... sorry... Keep it rolling. Give me a sec... OK, I'm ready.....  Grrrrrrrr..... Snarl.....' | 
| Kent | Can we at least do this shot DOGGY style for god's sake!!! | 
| Skipbear | Porthos was genetically engineered to poop once every 7 years. That last month holding was a real bitch. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Porthos, his teeth bared. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | While flossing was not necessarily his favorite activity, Porthos understood the benefits of good dental care. | 
| RedDwarfian | Has anyone ever slowly reached their hand towards a dog's food dish while they're eating? | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Porthos was the most extroverted of the Musketeers... He enjoyed wine, bitches and pooping in those fancy hats. | 
| Nutso | Stop cockblocking me, Tucker. | 
| Mr. President | 'I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars. I probably took more drugs than anyone could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.' | 
| Leathco | In a strange twist of fate, Porthos rematerializes on the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 in engineering, as Scotty is bent over working in a Jeffries tube. |