| Name |
Caption |
| depep |
Cry Havok and let loose the dogs of war!
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| Frankie Chestnuts |
Ferengi #1: 'Beagle, the other white meat.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Beagle... The other white meat. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Porthos: 'Alright, Archer... You called it neutering... PAYBACK'S A BITCH!' |
| nerd86 |
Porthos was the runner up in the annual Enterprise staring contest. The winner was featured in last week's pic. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Porthos: 'On the planet I come from, I'm considered a god! A GOD! I even have some one to clean up my crap and bathe me.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Porthos: 'Alright doctor... Keep me away from those cages of yours or I'll chew your toenails off!' |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
The last thing Archer ever saw... |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
In a desperate attempt to boost ratings, the producers turned to the only cast member that had yet to have a sex scene. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
After Malcolm begged repeatedly for a chance at a sex scene, the producers eventually obliged with with the only willing partner. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Porthos: 'OK Archer... who's my bitch now? WHO'S MY BITCH?' |
| DBB |
Get your hands off me you damn, dirty Ferengi. |
| DBB |
Few animals in sci-fi shows get a good starring role. 'One Night in Sickbay' was meant to be the young dog-actor's crowning achievement. But after the reviews for the episode went from poor to horrible to villified, the dog-actor turned to drinking to cope with his anger and disappointment. He would often roam the set in a drunken state and snap at cast members he encountered. After taking a toe from Jolene Blalock, the producers fired him. |
| epclarkson |
It's bacon...dammit. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Porthos: 'Grrrrrrrr... Snarl... Grrrrrrr..-snort. Ha ha ha... sorry... Keep it rolling. Give me a sec... OK, I'm ready..... Grrrrrrrr..... Snarl.....' |
| Kent |
Can we at least do this shot DOGGY style for god's sake!!! |
| Skipbear |
Porthos was genetically engineered to poop once every 7 years. That last month holding was a real bitch. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Porthos, his teeth bared. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
While flossing was not necessarily his favorite activity, Porthos understood the benefits of good dental care. |
| RedDwarfian |
Has anyone ever slowly reached their hand towards a dog's food dish while they're eating? |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Porthos was the most extroverted of the Musketeers... He enjoyed wine, bitches and pooping in those fancy hats. |
| Nutso |
Stop cockblocking me, Tucker. |
| Mr. President |
'I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars. I probably took more drugs than anyone could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.' |
| Leathco |
In a strange twist of fate, Porthos rematerializes on the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 in engineering, as Scotty is bent over working in a Jeffries tube. |
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