| Name | Caption | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | 'Dear God! Teri Garr is wearing a SHORT SKIRT!' | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Here we see either the results of a Vulcan Nerve Pinch, or Sulu has a new friend. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Here we see either the results of a Vulcan Nerve Pinch, or Teri Garr wasn't wearing underwear. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | It appears that Teri Garr's collar doesn't match her cuffs. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Here we see either the results of a Vulcan Nerve Pinch, or he just realized that they've been canceled. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Guard #1: 'Leo... What's the matter?' Guard #2: 'The phone... It's Shatner... He's singing...'
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| Foxbat | I think I just found 'Waldo'... | 
| DBB | Common viewer reaction to the episode 'Spock's Brain.' | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | When neat-freaks become zombies. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | The Maytag Repairman.... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE! | 
| Ktasay | It's the Sta-puft marshmallow man! | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | This would be the general reaction when Shatner is seen without the toupee. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Guard: 'You mean someone actually called HIM tiny?' | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | An unsuccessful spin-off from the Star Trek Original Series: 'Those Wacky Security Guards'. | 
| Mr. President | Surprise prostate examinations FTW! | 
| Mr. President | 'How'd you get the beans above the frank?' | 
| Mr. President | It's true. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. | 
| Mr. President | Ambitious dentist attempts root canal surgery from across the room. | 
| Mr. President | 'Doh ray me fah soh laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah tee doh.' | 
| Mr. President | Lieutenant: 'And that's how babies are made.' Sergeant: '...'
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| Mr. President | Officer Wendell returns to work after having attended the police force's annual chili cook-off. | 
| Mr. President | Where will you be when your laxative starts working? | 
| DBB | He stood shocked after accidentally greeting his CO with the loudest fart either of them had ever heard. | 
| Foxbat | The sheer awesomeness of the 'Kirk Maneuver' can often leave one speechless... |