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| Name | Caption | 
| Bird of Prey | Reed: ''It's so romantic out here. Do you feel it too?'' Mayweather: ''What?'' Reed: ''Um, nothing.'' *awkward silence* Mayweather: ''I'll better go back to the ship.''  | 
| Name | Caption | 
| Miss Marple | Lost.  In SPAAAAAAACE!  | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed: "I'm confused... This phase cannon appears to be perfectly fine... Why would the Captain send us out here? Archer: "APRIL FOOLS!" *Access door slams closed behind them*  | 
| Mr. President | Remember: just because you're in deep space, it doesn't mean there won't be any spacesuit-wearing Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on your airlock. | 
| PegasusJF | When ever there is a big party on the Enterprise there are always some unlucky souls that need to keep an eye out for cops. | 
| Sovereign | Travis: "Lieutenant, what does this sticker on my EV suit say?" Reed: "Let me see, it says: Warning! If you can read this, you have removed your helmet."  | 
| Jedi with a phaser | Reed:"Okay, maybe it was bad idea to name one of the shuttlepods S.S. Minnow." Mayweather:"YOU THINK?!"  | 
| jg | Reed: I don't know either, but that blue Police Box has been following us for the last three days. | 
| Miss Marple | It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,...IN SPAAAAAAACE | 
| Miss Marple | Reed: This suit is filthy. How is yours? Travis: It's clean, real clean. Like my conscience. Reed: ENOUGH with the "Taxi Driver" shis!  | 
| Miss Marple | Travis: Loneliness has followed me my whole life... The days go on and on... they don't end. I'm God's lonely man... Reed: Shut up, and no more trips to the armoury for you.  | 
| Miss Marple | Travis: do you like Swedish movies? Reed: I CAN'T HEAR YOU.  | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | In the not to distant future, protection from sexually transmitted diseases got... well, let's just say, a little carried away. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Here we see the last two remaining contestants in the Third Annual, Enterprise, "LET'S SEE HOW LONG WE CAN GO WITHOUT SHOWERING" contest. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Here we see the last two remaining contestants in the Third Annual, Enterprise, "LET'S SEE HOW LONG WE CAN GO WITHOUT SHOWERING" contest. . The spacesuits became a requirement after last years competition when Malcolm lasted six weeks and was eventually banned from the bridge.  | 
| Rylan Sato | BROOOOOOOMANCE! | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Mayweather: "Lieutenant... I really don't think you have that helmet on correctly." Reed: "GASP.. GASP!!"  | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | The Ambiguously Gay Duo..... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!  | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed: "Blah, blah... *fart joke*. Blah blah, blah blah blah." Mayweather: "Blah blah, BLAH!! Blah blah *fart joke*!! Reed: "*Fart joke*?" Mayweather: "*Fart joke*?? Blah, blah blah *FART JOKE*!!!"  | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed: "Ensign... Is that your hand on my ass?" Mayweather: "NO SIR!!" Reed: "Sorry... You know, Ensign... You COULD put it there." Mayweather: "!"  | 
| jg | Where will you be when your Irritable Bowel Syndrome starts acting up. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed: "Wow... This is interesting. Does the inside of your suit have this label: 'WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, and birth defects or other reproductive harm. Wash well after wearing.'?" Mayweather: "No.... Maybe it's referring to you."  | 
| Miss Marple | Reed: You know- Mayweather: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? Reed: Yes, I was saying- Mayweather: I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING - IT'S ALL STATICKY-N-STUFF. MAYBE IT'S A SOLAR FLARE? I'M ONLY HEARING NOISE. ( to self: if I keep this up maybe he will just shut UP!) Reed: I - Mayweather: IT'S GODAWFUL LOUD!!!!!!  | 
| Miss Marple | And LAST in the three legged race -LETS GIVE'EM A BIG HAND FOLKS!!!!..... | 
| Miss Marple | Travis, giggling... Reed: Travis when I said "commando" I was referring to the mission. I did NOT mean you should take your underware off!  | 
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