| Name | Caption | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Roddenberry eventually replaced the actor with Tourette's because he clashed with Shatner's acting style. | 
| EMH_MkI | All those years on set and Shatner FINALLY saw "Nimoy was here" scratched into the ceiling... | 
| Silent Bob | Never shake hands with a Vorkon, after all not everybody has their genitals in the same place. | 
| Miss Marple | The DTs... IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE! | 
| CaptainMiata | Holy crap, look at that spider! | 
| jg | Even when just stubbing his toe, Kirk was prone to over-acting. | 
| 11001001 | Gullible is written on the ceiling? Where? Where? | 
| Thöme | According to the Shatnerian school of acting, that's actually underacting. | 
| DBB | After being frozen in carbonite, he was delivered to Jabba's - no, wait. Wrong franchise. | 
| Bird of Prey | Everyone was quite impressed by Captain Kirk's attempt to negotiate the peace treaty via interpretive dance. | 
| Delvok | A DRAMATIC........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ PAUSE | 
| jg | and after swearing that he saw hundreds of little unicorns dancing across the ceiling, Kirk swore he would never do LSD again. | 
| Sacha | Kirk just found out the total cost of his Obamacare premiums. | 
| jg | McCoy: My God Jim, tell me what's going on. Spock: Doctor, there is no need to worry yourself. The Captain just found out that we are going to visit the planet of Glamoria. From what I hear, the natives are made up of supermodels. The Captain will be fine in a few minutes.
 
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| Frankie Chestnuts | Little know fact: The B-Side of Shatner's "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" was a medley of songs from "The Sound of Music".
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| Foxbat | CALGON! Take me away!! | 
| Miss Marple | Shatner models the behavior for the "Keep the doggie treat on your nose until some ASS tells you it is OK to have it" trick. | 
| Ktasay | Moving string! Ohh, me want that! *swipe* Hey it moved! (Shatner's first impression upon hearing the episode title "Catspaw")
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| prada | Spock had the misfortune to walk onto the bridge as Kirk finished giving Yeoman Rand his log entry. | 
| sentinel64 | Oh I could have saved a bundle if I only used Priceline! | 
| jg | YES! THERE IS A GOD! That was the statement heard around the galaxy when the results of 18 different pregnancy test came back negative after Kirk's visit to Risa. | 
| Admiral Adam | Why... Must... I... (does it really matter what comes next?) | 
| The Geek | ACTING: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. | 
| TS | Kirk thinking: "Don't let it out...they'll know it's you...can't contain fart!!" |