| Name | Caption | 
| Cyrus Ramsay | "Say 'Hello'to my little friend". | 
| Cyrus Ramsay | "I knew it was a mistake to buy a prosthetic arm from Quark." | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." | 
| Bodhi | "OK, listen up! You guys are going to write a good Ferengi episode or else!!!" | 
| AdmiralM | The Dabo girls wont be laughing at me when they see size of this torpedo. | 
| N'tran DS 12 | The day I learned to love The Bomb. | 
| Bird of Prey | Ferengi: ''Delivery by torpedo! Why didn't I think of that sooner!? This way, the customers will ALWAYS get their slug pizzas on time!'' | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Ferengi (under his breath): "...poor negotiator my ass!" | 
| Chromedome | The Ferengi eagerly prepare for Donald Trump's military spending spree. | 
| PegasusJF | "This is my weapon, there are many like but this one is mine." | 
| RedDwarfian | Gentlemen, stand back. I got this. | 
| AJ | "Nuclear weapon for sale! Nuclear weapon for sale! Who wants to buy a nuclear weapon?" | 
| Miss Marple | James Bond: “Do you expect me to talk?” Gold-pressed-latinum-finger: “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!”
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| Bird of Prey | ''Oh, no! Not again! Whenever the negotiations with our business partners are about to reach a favorable conclusion, YOU have to step in and torpedo everything!'' | 
| AJ | They see me rollin', they hatin' | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | The Ferengi unveil their MOAT: "The Mother Of All Torpedoes" | 
| Miss Marple | He had waited outside that "occupied" toilet LONG ENOUGH. | 
| Mikey | (muttering:) "Who's got small lobes now?!" | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | OVERCOMPENSATION: No, it's not the missile. It's the two wading pools he uses as "lobe-pieces”.
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| Chromedome | "Delivery for Mr. Kim Jong Un ..." | 
| Miss Marple | ROOM SERVICE!!!!!!! | 
| Miss Marple | Unfortunately, on Ferenginar, the "Mile High Club" had quite a different meaning. | 
| MLCoolJ | Unfortunately for him, this torpedo was made by the ACME Corporation. | 
| Admiral Dunsel | Marvin, using the Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator, attempts to destroy the Earth because "it obstructs my view of Venus". |