| Name | Caption | 
| Miss Marple | This scene was the impetus for the "Manscaping" trend. 
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| Miss Marple | Lifetime's Intimate Portrait: At home with Frankie Chestnuts | 
| The Geek | Star Trek: The Fabulous Generation | 
| The Geek | Beata: "...and to think that when this ritual is complete, I will have your testicles in this jar." Riker: "Uh, huh... wait, what?"
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| The Geek | During his early years after leaving the lab, Odo was forced to do... things... to make ends meet. | 
| PegasusJF | Beings came from all over the galaxy to Angel 1 to get the toughest glass jars opened. | 
| mwhittington | Riker: Wait, that goes in WHERE!? Will there at least be lubricant? | 
| The Geek | Sure, Riker may be sexy here, but he'll never be "Burt Reynolds in the 70s sexy". (RIP, Burt) | 
| Bird of Prey | Woman: "Do you know what the people of my planet do with this thing... in the bedroom?" Riker: "No. And I am not quite sure if I want to find out..."
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| Bird of Prey | Riker was young and needed the money! (Unfortunately, nobody told him yet that the Federation doesn't use money...) | 
| Mikey | "I don't know what the F*&$ it is either, dear, but we still have to send your Aunt Rhoda a thank-you note." | 
| Bird of Prey | Riker: "Wait, this planet isn't Bajor!? This means I have bought this expensive earring for nothing!" | 
| Horta not Vorta | Take me drunk, I'm home. | 
| Horta not Vorta | I'm not so think as you drunk I am. | 
| Sondak | Our people have a saying: when life gives you lemons, suspend them in a translucent resin, and sell them to clueless tourists as quaint local talismans. | 
| Sondak | Alexa, play Marvin Gaye. |