Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Chromedome	"Admit it, the scriptwriters and the costume department have got it in for you haven't they?"

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Riker: "Integral to the character, my ass."
Frankie Chestnuts	Star Trek: The Fabulous Generation
Frankie Chestnuts	Riker: "I don't get it ladies... how DO you make this work?"
Bird of Prey	Tasha: "You went to a diplomatic reception in this outfit!?" Riker: "Sure! The Gorn ambassador kept mumbling 'filthy mammal hair' under his breath, but other than that, nobody complained."
Bird of Prey	Tasha: "Hmmm, I like what I see..." Riker: "Thank you Lt. Yar..." Deanna (thinking): "That's it, I'll have to get rid of her! I think I'll fake a shuttle crash, then arrange for an 'accident' to happen to her during the rescue mission. Luckily, I know someone on Vagra II who is just the right man... thing for this job..."
Lt Hey	Tasha Sorry Commander but those shoes don't match that top Troi snickers
Bird of Prey	Riker: "This is my Halloween costume. I am a character from Disney's Aladdin." Tasha: "Which one?" Riker: "Carpet."
MR. WORF	Tasha : Commander ! You may want to rethink wearing a Mini Skirt without underwear !!!!
Bird of Prey	Riker: "...and just wait 'til you see the new uniform for the female crew members! The miniskirts of ye olde days are outright prudish in comparison!"
Bird of Prey	Riker: "No, Tasha! The belt stays on!"
Bird of Prey	...to boldly go where no cleavage has gone before!
Chromedome	Absolutely Fabulous ... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Chromedome	"Lost In Space" had low production values, but even they didn't stoop to this.
Chromedome	Riker: "Breath one word of this and you'll have an appointment with Mr. Airlock. Clear."
Frankie Chestnuts	Riker [to self]: "As God is my witness, I'll NEVER give them crap about the outfits they're forced to wear."
Frankie Chestnuts	Riker: "Does this tunic make my chest look big?" Tasha: "Yea... I guess it does." Riker: "Good."
Frankie Chestnuts	Q: ♫ One of these things is not like the other... ♫ A: a) Riker, for obvious reasons. b) Yar, because she is the only one without an asymmetric neckline. c) Troy, because she is the only one who thinks Riker looks good. (sad)
Miss Marple	Every so often Riker would "go off his meds”, requiring the assistance of full-time therapist, and some kick ass security.
mckinneyc	Riker - "I feel fabulous!"
The Geek	Riker: "You mean to tell me I'm in ANOTHER caption competition? And I'm wearing this?" Yar: "That's right! And you'll be in another, and another, until you learn!"
Bird of Prey	Riker: "Before anyone asks: No, none of my ancestors were tribbles."
Cyrus Ramsay	Star Trek: the Transgenderation
Chromedome	"If you think this is bad, you should see what Wesley is wearing."
Chromedome	Riker: "Well, Wesley likes it!"

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