| Name | Caption | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data (to self): “Hold on… I also had the fish at lunch!” | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Lactose intolerance amount the Klingon species is relatively rare… but can be debilitating. | 
| Cyrus Ramsay | ...and that's why Romulan Ale is illegal. | 
| Captain 8472 | The ‘Trust Fall’ exercise was a true failure. | 
| Silent Bob | Data didn't realise the affect the "Snooze" button would have. | 
| Silent Bob | Everyone falls to the left. Riker in a desperate desire for the captains chair falls the other way.
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| Silent Bob | Data: "Stardate 23203.2, It's now been 3 months since the coffee ran out." | 
| Captain 8472 | Data: Does this mean I get a promotion? | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: “ Captain, in my estimation the anomaly is perfectly safe… Captain? [Turns slowly]
 I guess “safe” is a relative term.”
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| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: "Yes, Captain. The Olympics will go on for another 7 days... Captain? | 
| Miss Marple | Data: Note to self, on my next assignment, do not play Monty Python’s "The Funniest Joke in the World" sketch. | 
| Captain 8472 | Data: I see. Spot’s litter box needs an extra cleaning. | 
| Bird of Prey | Data's log, star date 56547.8. Since I never had a real childhood, I strive to catch up on many of the typical experiences that young humans have. For example, today was my first slumber party. | 
| Chromedome | The crew were exhausted after binge watching the Olympics for two weeks. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: I guess this answers the question about 'Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?' | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: "So THAT is the problem..." | 
| Mr. WORF | I wonder who didn't get vaccinated for COVID ? | 
| N'tran DS 12 | Evidently, today was a good day to die. | 
| Bird of Prey | Data: "I guess that wasn't synthehol after all..." | 
| Chromedome | "What's so shocking, guys? I only said that I am really Frankie Chestnuts!" | 
| Mr. WORF | Unfortunately Data's simulated B.O. was a touch to strong. | 
| Miss Marple | Data: Captain, I believe that a FULL circle of protection is required... a semi-circle or a demi-lune does not appear to offer sufficient protection... Captain? | 
| Miss Marple | Vulcan death fart? | 
| Chromedome | As the effect of the liquid lunch took hold, Data realised why Picard had called him "the designated driver". |