| Name |
Caption |
| Brian Phillips |
*singing* Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow. |
| The Wormhole |
The wussification of Malcolm Reed continues. This week, he cries over being in the brig. |
| Tinman |
How do we get more fans? ... how do we get more fans? ...maybe if I undress more? |
| Lobster |
Malcolm: "Somebody should invent some kind of synthetic alcohol that doesn´t make you drunk!" |
| Craig |
Captain Archer did not take kindly to practical jokes involving Porthos and the photonic torpedo launchers |
| Melkur |
I only said "They've got a point, TNG was better!" |
| Nick C. |
Action-movie fan Malcolm Reed is punished in the name of Science for choosing "The Core" as the movie of the week. |
| Griddles |
Note to self: never ask T'Pol if she had a nice Trip again... |
| Researcher |
"How did that guy from Shawshank Redemption get out? I must remember!" |
| Silent Bob |
The bad news is, the ship is on the way to transfer him to Guantanamo Bay. |
| Bryan Jones |
Reed: "Computer, end program."
Computer: "Warning: The function you requested will not be available for several centuries. But this is Enterprise, so what the hell."
And the brig shimmers away, revealing a holodeck. With a locked door. |
| Nick C. |
"When I asked T'Pol to punish me, this was the last thing I had in mind." |
| =NoPoet= |
Dominic Keating, moments after reading the finale script. |
| Nick C. |
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling VERY depressed." |
| Stan |
Reed: Ok ok I admit it! I'm Welsh, I'm really from Swansea! The accent is a fake! Now can you just let me out of here so we can get on with the mission? |
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