| Name | Caption | 
| Captain 8472 | Scotty: Uhura, you know this could make Spock jealous. Uhura: That is the point.
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| Chromedome | "Och, lassie, let's you an' me go grey disgracefully!" | 
| Chromedome | "The upside is we get to gaze into each others eyes for a whole month until they give us a caption." | 
| N'tran DS 12 | "Mr Scott, where are the tribbles?" | 
| N'tran DS 12 | Spock's Brain sequel: Scott's Cheek. | 
| Captain 8472 | Due to his many years of experience with alcoholic drinks, Scotty is a human breathalyzer. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Here we see Scotty, just after an unfortunate attempt to mansplain engineering to Uhura. We also see Uhura's characteristic response. | 
| Miss Marple | Uhura: Focus. I know the fifth movie sucks, but we still have our obligations. We owe it to our nerds. | 
| Miss Marple | The sound of one hand clapping. |