| Name | Caption | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | …count 6: Guilty …count 7: Guilty
 …count 8: Guilty
 …
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| Chromedome | "The Claw! All hail the Claw!" | 
| Chromedome | (offscreen) "OK, you get vapourised in scene 32, you're crushed flat in scene 75, and you return to central casting because your death scene has been cut." | 
| McFortner | Why did they put the main viewscreen on the ceiling? | 
| Horta not Vorta | Circling Uranus hunting for cling ons. | 
| Chromedome | When they looked at the underside of the shuttle, they realised that someone had stolen the catalytic convertor. |