| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| N'tran DS 12 | 
"Smooth as an android's bottom." | 
| Chromedome | 
"You look an unhealthy shade of pink. Are you malfunctioning?" | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | 
Moral: Never play 'Let's slap each other in the face' with an android. | 
| Miss Marple | 
The closer you shave, the more you need Noxzema. | 
| Horta not Vorta | 
Extremely awkward kiss in 5..4..3..2..1.. | 
| Chromedome | 
"One moment while I adjust my phaser and I shall remove your nasal hair." | 
| Miss Marple | 
Data: I PREFER that you to refer to Spot as my 'Domestic Partner'. | 
| Chromedome | 
"One more crack like that Commander, and I'll show you what I can REALLY do with a can of WD40!" |