| Name | Caption | 
| N'tran DS 12 | "Smooth as an android's bottom." | 
| Chromedome | "You look an unhealthy shade of pink. Are you malfunctioning?" | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Moral: Never play 'Let's slap each other in the face' with an android.
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| Miss Marple | The closer you shave, the more you need Noxzema. | 
| Horta not Vorta | Extremely awkward kiss in 5..4..3..2..1.. | 
| Chromedome | "One moment while I adjust my phaser and I shall remove your nasal hair." | 
| Miss Marple | Data: I PREFER that you to refer to Spot as my 'Domestic Partner'. | 
| Chromedome | "One more crack like that Commander, and I'll show you what I can REALLY do with a can of WD40!" |