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Caption Competition

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1 Dec 2025

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Chromedome "Och, baby! Where have ye bin all mah life?"
"Look at me, Mr. Scott. Not over my shoulder."
"Who says I was looking over your shoulder?"

Special Mention

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Miss Marple “I like big Scots and I cannot lie…”
The Geek "And may I remind you, Mister Scott, that THIS is what a real mustache looks like."
Chromedome "A whole month? I've got to stare into your eyes for a whole month? Sheeeeeit!"
Captain 8472 “Mr. Scott, would you care to explain all the empty whiskey bottles that were found in the warp core?”
Chromedome "You don't impress me. I'm a series regular and you're just a one shot, jobbing actor. Admiral. Sir."
Chromedome "That's an impressive array of 1980's hairstyles your team are displaying, Mr. Scott."
Captain 8472 Morrow: Now, Mr. Scott, what did we learn?
Scotty: That I shouldn’t give a tribble alcohol?
Morrow: Not that.
Scotty: Uhura’s fan dance is not appropriate for young children?
Morrow: Not that either…
Scotty: Oh! Never leave Jim Kirk alone with your daughter?
Morrow: What!?
Reingard Admiral Morrow: "Now, Commander, was that really water in your flask?"
Reingard Admiral Morrow realised why five-way staring contests don't work.
Captain 8472 “Mr. Scott, why were you using a tribble as a merkin?”
Chromedome "Mr. Scott, is that a Tribble in your sporran or are you just ..."
"It's a Tribble, Admiral."

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