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| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | Chekov: "I know Hooker. You know Hooker?" Cop: "Are you her pimp or something?" Uhura: "Hey! I'm not a hooker!" Chekov: "No! No! Sergeant Hooker! You know?" Cop: "Sergeant Hooker the dominatrix who works down the docks? She got busted!" |
| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | “Officer Rammathorn, we already told you, that badge of marijuana is not ours. That sedan with the three college kids the wit out their car window when they noticed you. So could you please stop this ‘littering and…’ bit.” |
| Chromedome | Chekov: "No, Uhura. I don't think he is Frankie Chestnuts." |
| Miss Marple | Chekov: “We are trying to locate the nuclear wessels. We can’t find them. What about you guys?” Tim Russ [offscreen]: “WE AIN’T FOUND SHIT!!” Dark Helmet: “Putz!” |
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