Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Reingard	Uhura: "Dammit! Jim, come back! You promised if we went swimming, you wouldn't steal my clothes!"

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	McCOY: “Hi. ...Busy?” SPOCK: “Uhura is busy. I am monitoring.” McCOY: “I’LL say she’s busy.” SPOCK: “NOW you know why I’m monitoring.”
Captain 8472	When marooned on a deserted planet, take advantage of the situation and ignore all societal standards!
Captain 8472	I have no clue as to the nature of this ritual, but I hope I am not chosen to be the midnight sacrifice.
Captain 8472	Transporter Accident number 53-Alpha, failure to rematerialize clothes.
Horta not Vorta	The moons are out.
Frankie Chestnuts	Uhura: "Hey Guys... GUYS!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TOILET PAPER???"
Chromedome	Hey, Macarena!
Horta not Vorta	Nice bush.
Reingard	Announcer: "Today, on Interpretive Dance Intragalactic, we have Nyota Uhura!"
N'tran DS 12	"Uhura to Transporter Room, Not funny, Scotty"
Chromedome	"Do my moons look big in this?"
Chromedome	Nimoy tried to get Nichols to repeat this performance for a new video of The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins
Chromedome	(offscreen) "You don't think this is a bit too gratuitous do you?" "We need something to distract the audience from Shatner's acting."
N'tran DS 12	"I should have read the fine print in my contract."
Chromedome	"I have a VERY particular set of skills ..."
Horta not Vorta	Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Chromedome	"Yoohoo! Frankie!"
Horta not Vorta	Oh, they call her the Streak She likes to show off her physique.
Captain 8472	The Rain Dance is not producing results.
Captain 8472	As the story goes: “… then we started drinking tequila.”
Chromedome	"They didn't mention this floor show in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!" "I bet she knows where her towel is though."
The Geek	Director: "C'mon, Nichelle, you're not just doing it for the money. You're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!"
Captain 8472	There is always that one person at each party that gets naked when drunk.

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